Some people just love to complain

These toadstools, all convicted sex offenders, are complaining they have to live under a bridge because no one with children wants them shacking up nearby. With what they have been convicted of, they are kind of lucky we are letting them live … anywhere. Sorry, but given what these people do for fun and the rate of recidivism, I have little sympathy. They need to be put on an island somewhere, forever, and kept away from the general public. Like one of these lovely resorts.