The very definition of “fucktard”

This is about as screwed in the head as someone can get. I figure he is a walking hindbrain and little more. Seriously, even for the cork-on-the-fork crowd, how much of a chowderhead do you have to be to stand in a bucket of water and stick your tongue on a bug zapper? You have to really crank the volume during the electrocution part to enjoy it properly.

Actually, if you want a whole menu of people who don’t need to reproduce, just go to break.com and enter “roof” in the search engine.

Also, the tool central to this post has a great video of him sticking his hand in a bear trap. Those things take three people to cock and are lined with spikes. Just watching it drops my blood pressure 20 points.  Loop the video, I did. Should have done it with his head, the pussy.