Racist Germans

Oooooh, now there’s a surprise. Brought to you by the very same people who elected a genocidal political party and set the bar for psycho-batshit national leaders.

Thanks again to the folks at CNN for bringing us this little tidbit of racism. In my book, racists fare slightly better than serial child molesters and should suffer the same fate (see earlier posts). In to the wood chipper.

The current Russian government

Granted, the old “we-will-bury-you” Soviet system was bad. But, what they have replaced it with is quickly moving into open fascism. But, what should we expect from a crowd that is run by the former head of the KGB. He is much better at this sort of thing than is the bumbling son of the former head of the CIA.

According to CNN, Putin is going old-school on anti-government protesters. At least their CITIZENS are not willing to sit quietly by as their government crushes their civil liberties like a hamster under a bus tire.

Don’t work as a journalist if you feel the need to always be cute

Whoever at CNN wrote this headline “ Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: Arson on Aisle 3″ is a twat.

Anna Nicole and the media

Story moved this week about how much time and energy the national news media spent covering the Anna Nicole Smith death. It seemed to blame outlets like CNN for stirring up the frenzy. Some of that may be true — proud to say our paper here never ran it on the front and only a couple of stories on the inside — still if the world were not crawling with so many dipshits (those of you who can’t manage the whole talk-on-the-phone-while-driving thing), the broadcast newspimps would not have been able to sell it so well. Sooooo, for anyone out there who feels a compelling need to delve into every little facet of Anna Nicole’s life, who live for the next potential father to come forward, who think the paternity test actually matters to the world, please feel free to do THIS. (DISCLAIMER: Being somewhat facetious here, just in case anyone really thought about eating a bullet after reading this. Still, point made.)

These people just plain suck

Seems one of those great mining operations has gotten approval from the state government to begin dumping vast quantities of crap into a river that is just recovering from other companies dumping vast quantities of crap into it. The story is all over the news, and the local residents, for once, are not sticking their collective heads in the ground pretending it will all go away. Still, the good folks they elected to run their state government are doing damn little. Money talks. Bastards. And people wonder why the oceans are dying and folks are finding frogs with extra legs and eyes — we’re breeding “blinky the three-eyed fish” for fun and profit.

The very definition of “fucktard”

This is about as screwed in the head as someone can get. I figure he is a walking hindbrain and little more. Seriously, even for the cork-on-the-fork crowd, how much of a chowderhead do you have to be to stand in a bucket of water and stick your tongue on a bug zapper? You have to really crank the volume during the electrocution part to enjoy it properly.

Actually, if you want a whole menu of people who don’t need to reproduce, just go to break.com and enter “roof” in the search engine.

Also, the tool central to this post has a great video of him sticking his hand in a bear trap. Those things take three people to cock and are lined with spikes. Just watching it drops my blood pressure 20 points.  Loop the video, I did. Should have done it with his head, the pussy.

It’s good to see other people understand stupidity …

… It’s sad to see them pay for it so dearly. Damn.

“This happened about the same time the press learned that detainees were being abused in the prison east of Fallujah. Goody. What did Hajji learn that week? First, the U.S. can be defeated. Second, if he surrenders, he will be stripped naked, have electrodes attached to his testicles and (be) made to stand in a tub of water. Fucking brilliant. Where is my goddamned propeller hat? I need to get into the spirit of things.”

–Letter home from Army 2^nd Lt. Brian Smith dated May 11, 2004, as quoted in last week’s edition of Newsweek. Smith was killed in action in Al Habbaniyah less than two months later. He was 30 years old.

I recommend everyone get this issue of Newsweek. Absolutely worth the read.

Way to stupid for the classroom

We pay a lot for our kids’ educations, and we expect better. But some teachers simply don’t have the right stuff for the job … like a working forebrain. This teacher thought it would be a great idea to shut kids up by clothspinning their mouths shut. If that were my kid, I would now either own the school system, have the teacher as my permanent court-ordered toenail chewer or have stapled her head to the wall. Either way, there would have been some satisfaction. As it is, sounds like she will have to find other work, like as a mop bucket.

Some people just love to complain

These toadstools, all convicted sex offenders, are complaining they have to live under a bridge because no one with children wants them shacking up nearby. With what they have been convicted of, they are kind of lucky we are letting them live … anywhere. Sorry, but given what these people do for fun and the rate of recidivism, I have little sympathy. They need to be put on an island somewhere, forever, and kept away from the general public. Like one of these lovely resorts.